Here, you can write a brief introduction to your page. This engages your visitors and answers questions they may have about you.



Just trying to save up to get my cabinets refinished, with a nice ceramic tile backsplash. I’m thinking subway tile?


A child was born in the early 1980s in a flyover state. She was destined to soak up the frosted, sparkly capitalism of a decade that would rear its maniacal pony head in her work –along with a glitter-dusting of midwestern scrappiness and the comic disillusionment of this post-modern existence.

Will design for food.

Here's my email and resume. And please check out my LinkedIn comedy.

Unrelatedly, here's a l'il show I do where I complain about things that don't matter. 

And here’s a thing I wrote about overhead lighting.